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Incredible descriptive writing!! My mouth dried up reading it

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thank u Zann

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"a nutted egg" is a beautifully, truly and deeply disgusting turn of phrase

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đŸ˜¬ đŸ˜¬ đŸ˜¬

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so glad i found your substack lmao

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thank u Paige

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"infernal" is correct. only a man possessed could make such unholy mouth sounds.

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indeed

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have you ever tried putting boiled egg yolks thru a garlic press? much easier to clean than a sieve.

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i have not but willing to try..

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WTF I had so much fun watching Clear History, but maybe I am just a Jon Hamm stan.

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maybe ill give it a rewatch

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Typically when the

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