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Zanna's avatar

Incredible descriptive writing!! My mouth dried up reading it

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Jason Stewart's avatar

thank u Zann

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Crissy Milazzo's avatar

"a nutted egg" is a beautifully, truly and deeply disgusting turn of phrase

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Jason Stewart's avatar

đŸ˜¬ đŸ˜¬ đŸ˜¬

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Paige Hanserd's avatar

so glad i found your substack lmao

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Jason Stewart's avatar

thank u Paige

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Porcelain Clown's avatar

"infernal" is correct. only a man possessed could make such unholy mouth sounds.

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Jason Stewart's avatar

indeed

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Erin Brown's avatar

have you ever tried putting boiled egg yolks thru a garlic press? much easier to clean than a sieve.

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Jason Stewart's avatar

i have not but willing to try..

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Best Friends's avatar

WTF I had so much fun watching Clear History, but maybe I am just a Jon Hamm stan.

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Jason Stewart's avatar

maybe ill give it a rewatch

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Antigone Pavlou's avatar

Typically when the

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